Tips on dating a british man
Calling Mr Goodman.” She tried this several times and then in exasperation she said to me “wow, a Goodman really is hard to find.”This brings me to the topic of today’s post.
Think of Ahab’s quest for Moby Dick, John Ford chasing the elephant, Wile E Coyote’s hopeless pursuit of the Road Runner or Tom’s obsessive and hazardous campaign to capture Jerry.
This will make your hair fit the style typically worn by Dutch women, thus naturally attractive to Dutch men. The Netherlands is incredibly flat, thus it can be extremely windy here.
The most common form of hairstyle for the Dutch male is a style that is aerodynamic and reacts well to the windy conditions of this country.
When going on a first date with a Dutchman, the Shallow Man’s first piece of advice is to not react in shock, disgust or reach for the sunglasses if, as is highly probable, he turns up wearing a pair of bright red jeans.
This is considered by many Dutch men to be the height of chic and elegance.
The lovely Jasmina Suljanovic, Olga Khristianovskayam (as Lady Gaga said to her backing dancer, that’s a mouthful) and Niamh Ni Bhroin have reached out to their Uncle Shallow Man for advice on how to capture that most exclusive, reclusive and elusive of prey, the Dutch male.
Expat women have also been known to visit hairdressers more than twice a year and they are also not strangers to wearing makeup.
This can make the skittish and highly sensitive Dutchman extremely nervous.
I asked the receptionist, a lovely Russian lady, to call his room but there was no answer, so she made an announcement over the PA system.
“Paging Dave Goodman, can you please come to reception?
Turn all the lights out in your apartment, then reach for the first thing that comes out of the wardrobe.