Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.